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确切地说,离开他。 雨声突然停了,这个女生突然转过头,张仲文看清了,这是一个眉毛很浓脸圆圆的女生,她不黑,但是也不白,雨水撒在她小麦色的脸色,可以看见她有一对笑微微的三角眼。 “宝宝……可是,我们晚上吃土豆炖牛rou!”耿鸣扯着嗓子,很悲伤地呼喊。 “爸爸——”这个女孩擦了一下脸上的水,回喊道:“星期四的内裤放在干洗柜的最上层,降血压的药是绿色的瓶子,吃完之后记得盖盖子! 耿鸣没有再喊话,张仲文听见他身后传来了牛哼一样的哭声,然后一双大手在挠他的衣服。那个女孩盯着门槛上的张仲文看了一会儿,慢慢低下头,又提着箱子转身走了。接着张仲文听见耿鸣传来嚎啕大哭,他也觉得自己的胸口上被捶了一下,然后他觉得自己心碎了,死了。 第一百八十九天 “啊啊!” 雨声消失之后,张仲文在混沌的黑暗中游荡,突然觉得有小爪子在挠他的脸。很快他闻到了新鲜的人rou带着汗渍的味道,他缓缓睁开眼睛,看见明亮的清晨阳光中,张匣姑转着黑葡萄般的眼珠,正躺在枕头中用手拍他的脸。 “You stupid selfish evil bitch ,you are not going anywhere!”张仲文躺在床上看着自己的宝宝,阴冷摄人地说。 “啊啊!哈哈!咯咯咯咯咯咯……”张匣姑突然掌捆龙王父上的面颊,然后自己开心地捂着脸笑了起来。张仲文看见对面耿鸣口眼歪斜地睡着,被子果然被夹在裤裆里,半个屁股撅上天,非常不成体统。 “宝宝,老实点儿,再睡会儿哦……”张仲文用舌芯子舔了一下小婴儿的脸,疲乏地说。 “饭饭!吃!饭饭!”张匣姑在爸爸的怀里扭动着,非常高姿态地呼喝。 “等下……我让慧曦阿姨送100ml蔬菜泥来。这是你正午之前全部的伙食。”张仲文扭头用舌头卷来手机,拨号,无人接听。 “呃,搞不好慧曦阿姨倾家荡产拍得了励持叔叔,现在耀武扬威地用编织袋提着励持叔叔在游街示威呢……呃,宝宝,你真的饿了呀,爸爸还想再躺一会儿呢。” “蛙蛙!啊!蛋糕!啊啊!巧巧,力力!”张匣姑激动舔着嘴唇地对爸爸深情地说。 “嘿嘿,My honey, I thought you were wake-up. Fine, you keep on dreaming.”张仲文闭上眼睛假装睡觉。 “mama,吃,饭饭。mama。饭饭!”张匣姑生气了,挠爸爸的鼻子大叫。 “哦,宝宝,mama现在不能来接你,如果她现在来,海里的某条鲨鱼没有早饭了,鲨鱼宝宝就饿肚子了,多可怜呀。”张仲文惬意地微笑。 “mama,宝宝,mama!” “你妈已经死了,闭嘴,别吵!” “mama,mama,mama!” “再吵我就把你丢进海里去,给鲨鱼们加菜!”张仲文觉得他有必要剃一个板寸头了,这死孩子特别喜欢揪他的头发,真是受不了。 “咳……”不远处传来女人的咳嗽声。 张仲文警觉地抬头,却看见阳光明媚百合盛开的阳台躺椅上,裹着一件浴巾的蔡丽艳正在仰着头吸烟。 “Yell at me. now, please!”蔡丽眼的眼圈黑黑的,脸色铁青,神色很憔悴。 “What?”张仲文扯起被单,盖住耿鸣的屁股,疑惑地问。 “I’m here to shower some holy-dragon-level poisonous va, abuse, swear humiliation or something like these .Kyle, bring it on. I am all yours today.”蔡丽眼凄楚地看了一眼似乎被mama表情吓到的张匣姑,低头沉吟。 “So what did you steal anyway? I sleep with cops, as you see. I put some word to their asses and when they defecate on your face, you will fully enjoy my tenderness and ess which represent our eternal faithful love! 蔡丽艳目光呆滞地看着那将息的烟头,挠了挠脖子,哑着嗓子说:“ I passed out at nowhere st night and wake up at a ic this m.” “So?”张仲文不悦地皱眉头。 “The doctor said I am pregnant…two months.” “So what’s the fuck matter with me? ” “I’m panig and I need hearing some bitchy snap.” “Yeah. What’s a gay ex-husband for? ” 蔡丽艳耸了一下肩膀,掐死了烟,呼了一口气,慢悠悠地说:“Go on. Give me more! Harder and quicker!” “Do you have any idea about who’s the father?” “75% ce would be Richard. 25% Johnny. Which are both my bosses.” “Gee. Screw the baby. Did you get the promotion or not?” “No. I’ve got a proposal from Rickard, st week.” “Is he rich?” “pare to my ex? No.” “Does he know about……” “Being a wito. Being a bitch, yes.” “So you